Business as usual~
This fine piece by @omokemo.bsky.social
#diaperfur #diaperart #fatfur #scalie
You ever change and just-
Oh, okay, Troll Drink is one of my ~favorites~ for being so multipurpose!
Like, say you need your tome of spells guarded, give the Drink to your least favorite guard or a "friend," and poof, it's all that big, beefy, smelly creature can fit in that pea-brain of theirs.
But~
Me AF
Say you want to humiliate a peer or do-goody knight, give 'em the Drink with nothing to guard...
Watch the big dope declare a rock their life's purpose, haha! They'll snog the nearest thing, anything, as their truest love to puppy-guard!
I've had some latch on my ogres' diaper pail, even! Haha!
Elixir of Slug?
It's good for... Well, I wouldn't say "enemies." Rather, it's for the nuisances in your life.
Paladins in your tower?
Poof! Slugs.
Soldiers at the gate?
Poof! Mindlessly searching for leaves now.
Another destined hero?
Poof! Another garden pest, his morality a slime trail...
Oh, did you drink Dragon Essence thinking you'd become a lordly wyrm?
Ah, shame... Y- Yes, I know that's a very shiny rock you found.
Yes, that is anothe-
Now now, don't go shoveling all that mud into your diapers! There's plenty of other things in that muck besides pretty pebbles, little kobold-
Sometimes you'll mess up, and that's okay~
Sometimes it'll feel like you messed up, and you'll need courage to stand behind yourself~
Figuring out which is which can be hard. I'm only a rat, but I think you're doing great just thinking about it, buddy.
ᓚᘏᕐᐷ ~♡
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