There are so few benefits to ageing, but you'd have thought no longer getting acne would be one. But nooo, the pimple gods have chosen to afflict me with two massive plooks I've done nothing to deserve
If the rest of me had the same regenerative properties as that one hangnail that grows back overnight, I'd be an X-Man
When did I get old lady legs? I woke up one morning in my 50s and suddenly they're like a map of Middle Earth
Apropos of the World Cup, one of my American former colleagues said he saw a group of people exchanging "soccer cards" and sticking them in "special books."
Friends, America has discovered the Panini album.
Travelling during rush hour for the first time in ages and a young woman offered me her seat on the Tube. I wasn't so mortified I didn't take it.
