everyone's talking about the Knicks and i'm just here thinking about the Knacks
it’s been 15 years and with each one of them that passes the fact that Korn made a dubstep album feels more and more like a weird fever dream. I saw them touring for that album and it still doesn’t feel like that era happened in this dimension
welp I don’t know what half my timeline is talking about so there must be a basketball game on
if I had a nickel for every Labyrinth reference on my timeline in a single minute tonight, I’d have two nickels. which isn’t much, it’s just weird that it happened twice
the universe has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever tomorrow
Swim by BTS is on my work radio and I’m mentally replacing every instance of the word “swim” with “smams”
this slightly expired bottle of cherry mister pibb is hitting nutso on this busy work day
1989 is a dope birth year to have cause whenever a homie asks what year i was born i get to say it in the cadence Flavor Flav says it in the beginning of Fight The Power
