๐ฑI was certainly curious. I'm not too experienced in dating, and was surprised to see any Asgardians on this at all, let alone you specifically. Since I wished to get to know you more anyway, it seemed practical to just give you a like here.
Surprise match!
๐ฑHello. It seems you have swiped right on my profile, thereby indicated interest in getting to know me, is that correct?
โI was not entirely pleased to find pictures of it myselfโฆitโs ratherโฆprivateโฆโ
"It is a sex thing", she replied, "it is basically the look of semen leaking out of the vagina."
"Well...if it makes you feel better, a lot of bad things are happening elsewhere. I get a constant feed of it via my connection to the Internet..."
She basically is a personified Doomscrolling...