I only date celebs (inc. Keanu, Brad, Neeson, Jagger & Prince William), brave US peacekeeping soldiers in Syria or oil rig workers. First book out now 🎉
Becky Holmes hates spinach
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Long term sex pest Greg has been quiet for a while so you can imagine how my heart leapt when I received a message last night
Thank goodness my love is back
If anyone can counsel me on how we might better communicate, I’d be grateful
It’s always so full of misunderstanding
#BookReview
#TheFutureOfFraud by Becky Holmes
@deathtospinach.bsky.social
'Fraud is BIG business'
Pocket-sized & engaging read i
Very accessible & well-researched
Read my thoughts:
www.swirlandthread.com/the-future-o...
Pub April 23rd w/ @melvillehouse.bsky.social
Part of The Futures Series
When the definitely-real-how-dare-you-question-it James Blunt messages you from his private account, of course you reply
After what seems like forever my second book, 'The Future of Fraud', is available to buy
Anyone who is at all curious about fraud and scams and wants to learn about them in simple language with a bit of humour thrown in should take a look
amzn.eu/d/0eExSPOG
First day recall training with our new 11 year old rescue dog Watson
Please excuse the ridiculous baby voice (dog people will understand 😂)
#adoptdontshop #dogstrust #rescuedog
My second book, 'The Future of Fraud', is out this week.
You should DEFINITELY buy it.
amzn.eu/d/01r5B4eq
waterstones.com/book/the-futur…
It was kind of Collins Mc Donald to get in touch and offer his services to me as an (absolutely real and in no way a scammer - how dare you) expert in financial fraud
He’d obviously become aware of my glorious romance with Keanu Reeves and mistaken it for a scam
Silly man 🙄
Some of you may remember that a while ago I started a relationship with my Hollywood crush Sam Neill
Things are moving forward…
ANNOUNCEMENT:
I am 47 years old and last night I had my very first sex dream about Keanu Reeves.
His performance was remarkable.
Becky Holmes hates spinach
The VERY real, definitely not an imposter, @lewiscapaldioffice.bsky.social has contacted me and I have to say, I thought he’d be a little more concerned about his mum…