Woke up thinking about butts. This is my burden, this is my curse.
It should be an olympic sport to be honest, imagine people studying for it by going to a Cracker Barrel and just watching it all unfold. Waking up at 5am to go to Hardees and watch a group of old white men have coffee and biscuits. Going to an Enya concert.
Imagine what kind of doping scandals would emerge.
