Did you know that you can pronounce 'unstable' the same way as 'Dunstable' and nobody can stop you?
SHE'S HERE!
No Wyclef, no party.
Disappointed the camera crew haven't found Wyclef in the crowd yet.
Forever baffled by the lack of roofs on American stadiums.
Other half has made the controversial tactical decision to go to bed for Brazil v Morocco and set an alarm to get back up for Scotland v Haiti. My money's on the second half of that plan collapsing.
Everyone still awake? How we all doing?
Wondering what the record is for UK TV viewing figures at 2 in the morning, and if tonight's Scotland game might be about to beat it? Maybe there's something obvious I'm forgetting, but I can't remember anything else on TV at that time of the morning that would have drawn a bigger audience.
My neighbours have decorated their front room and are letting their kids stay up late and are basically treating the Scotland game like it's Christmas. It's all very wholesome.