It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families.
As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny.
Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway.
The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.
March 9: "We're now totally independent of the Middle East. We don't need their oil."
April 1: "It doesn't really affect us. We have so much oil, much more than we need."
June 17: If I didn't agree to the MOU, we "would run out of reserves at about 4 weeks..."
Conversely, I have always been a fan of Ghana.
Man, there are really only a few CONCACAF teams that I actually root for, but Panama has always annoyed the shit out of me.
They've played some memorable matches with the US in recent memory.
Asking honestly, was it a reckless challenge or just bad luck? I only watched the play once so it wasn’t clear. Not going to watch it ever again.
Switzerland v. Bosnia & Herzegovina was a pretty mundane 0-0 draw in the 70’
Time to take a big sip of coffee and check the final box score.
What makes my heart heavy is that 13 servicemembers and a school full of girls died for no reason except to attempt to boost a sad old man’s ego
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LMAO, how do you as an executive let this thing see the light of day? what a piece of shit
Horror injury in the Canada/Qatar match. Feel awful for him.