“The last time Haiti made it to the World Cup the television show Happy Days premiered…well happy days are here again” You know it felt so good to think that one up. Jumping out of the shower and typing it into the notes app
I don’t care for the thing where someone goes to the Chud Festival and does a thread like “Here I am at the Chud Festival! You won’t believe the dumb shit they’re getting up to!” Yes I will. I pretty much got it. Meanwhile you went and spent money at the Chud Festival
Scottish players are handsy boys aren’t they
Buying chud lunch ironically…nobody here knows I’m in…*disguise
If you can’t handle them at their horizontalest you don’t deserve them at their top bins bangerz
God forbid an athlete take a wee moment for himself
She’s not racist. her mom was from Scotland
Being told by my in-house advisor that Zohran is at the game because he “has ball knowledge.” That’s cute, I love that for him
I’m secretly rooting for Haiti but my mom is over. So it’s a secret
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Sorry I don’t mean to be vague. it’s this specifically
