Not one of my friends in our group text exposing another friend for sending us an old photo of them in bed but suddenly their location is off and they’re not replying to us 😭 the meta data doesn’t lie
The worst promo for a company ever
Ahhh, the first sweat-down-the-buttcrack of the season — surprises you every year!
like, I am still gagging
Uber, count your days…
finally took a tumble on my bike today - mostly because it was raining and someone was texting-while-walking, not paying attention. thankfully me and the bike are okay but damn, my arm and leg are sore lol
They could never make me hate Chicago
Pretty sure I lost my pair of Tom Ford sunglasses 😭 I remember putting them in my bag after the tumble but in the bag they aren’t
