I budgeted fifteen minutes to get one of the cats into his carrier for a vet trip. It’s always a struggle and I was worried I didn’t budget ENOUGH time.
I open the door and he waltzes right in. Even when he does what I want he finds the most annoying way to do it.
Pretty good cat, I guess
So NYC finally elected a decent mayor and the Knicks won the title like twelve seconds later
"These days I look both ways before I cross the street" is a solid punchline in a vacuum, but both the specific circumstance and in particular the specific speaker really take it to new heights
Look, no one around here needs ME to tell you that you should read what Max Kennerly has to say about this stuff, but you should ABSOLUTELY read what he has to say about this.
Every post in the thread is somehow more infuriating than the last
Can you even IMAGINE the vibes on this team?
Like they would win an assload of games obviously but it would be the weirdest thing you ever saw
Combos: the dog treat for man
Man looks like a Triangle Shirtwaist fire truther.
If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed