It's only malaise if you experience it in France otherwise it's just sparkling existential dread
With every year I age, a bit more of the veneer chips away and more of the sea hag within emerges.
Itโs my 49th birthday today and I got my period so def still not menopausal ๐ฅ
If you want to know what compering feels like, imagine trying to hold 200 thoughts simultaneously in your head, then trying to cross the M25, in pleasers, while a clock counts down, as you try to get everyoneโs name right and try not to offend anyone with your goofy jokes. Also the M25 is on fire.
Names I have been called so far in my coat:
Sir pimpsalot
LL Cool Bex
Bexzibit
This is just me and @bexiita.bsky.social after a perfectly normal book club evening
When I was 6, I died for 43 seconds before being resuscitated by paramedics. An angel appeared, and told me I was destined for greatness. Today I ate a rotisserie chicken with my hands in the grocery store parking lot
Teach a man to fish and heโll eventually claim he just always had that knowledge innately and then try to explain to you how fishing works
