Started talking to a patent attorney about getting my cage design protected.
All I said was "it's in the adult novelty space" and he was immediately like "if this is what I think it is I'm curious to see what you've come up with".
Guys! I think I've been made!
He knows!
A friend called me a twink while drunk.
I... I don't think they know what a twink is...
@smileythepup.bsky.social Flexing and showing off after a hard workout! Belated birthday pic x3
Why am I always full of piss.
There's always more pee in this Sisyphean nightmare.
These bathrooms are fuckin cramped
*me before I realise that reflection in the mirror on the other side of the gym is me*
Man, I wish I looked like that
*me after I realise*
How dare that mirror lie to me
To those that have been waiting for updates on my cage project.
I've been through several rounds of testing and I think I have something real special here.
Next step is working with lawyers to construct a business and cover IP protection.
This is happening 😈