I misread this as “Reagan never jacked off in the Oval Office” and that’s because they didn’t have Viagra yet and he probably couldn’t name his body parts at his dementia level.
Old King Clancy
Conservatives used to remind us every 20 minutes that Reagan never took off his jacket in the Oval Office because he had so much reverence for the White House.
Radley Balko
looking pretty stormy at the White House right now