this week on The Piper Block: pens down kids, time to turn in this week's quiz
come find a desk while your cute cat teacher checks your grades and spends half the class buying records online tonight at 8 CST / 9 EST / 6 PST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(tonight's program below!)
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this week on The Piper Block: cat gets lost in Paperwork Hell
i am cramming out my freelancer taxes today and will be pulling overtime at the restaurant tonight, so unfortunately i do not have the time to record anything x_x
i will see you all next week on @datafruits.bsky.social ! <3
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Alt: a reverse gif shows a cat throwin documents in a scanner
this week on The Piper Block: dollar days
we out here thriftmaxxing and finding-joy-in-the-mundane pilled (and also we are reading the funny pages and having a grand ol' time) tonite at 8 CST / 9 EST / 6 PST on
@datafruits.bsky.social
(program / links / funnies below!)
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this week on The Piper Block: APRIL FOOLS! we're doing a theme night tonight! try and guess the theme! guess it! c'mooooooon guessss
direct your browser to @datafruits.bsky.social and roll 3d6 Holiday Related Psychic Damage tonight at 8 CST / 9 EST / 6 PST
(program / links / more bad jokes below!)
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this week on Talkie Time and The Jazz Program: men uwu
i succumb to my inner boykisser and make everyone listen to three records worth of Mann-ly manly men tonight at 8 CST / 9 EST / 6 PST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full program / bad jokes / link to the show below!)
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this week on Talkie Time and The Jazz Program: i call 'em like i see 'em
INCOMPREHENSIBLE WHIRRING NOISES AND CRIMES AGAINST RADIO can be heard by you, yes you! at 8 CST / 9 EST / 6 PST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full program / bad jokes / link to the show below!)
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this week on @datafruits.bsky.social : local cat flips her slepp scheddy again
good news: my last bakery shift is tomorrow! no more overnights! bad news: i now have 48hrs starting tomorrow to re-flip my schedule for da new jorb, and sadly jazz must fall by the wayside again ;_;
see you next week!
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ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with a lamp hanging from the ceiling
this week on @datafruits.bsky.social : local cat takes nap
still working overnights at the bakery atm and will need to be well rested for something i'm covering later this week for @assignedmedia.org, so i will be Eepin' a bit before I gotta clock in to make dat Bread
we'll see you all next week!
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media.tenor.com
ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a bed with its tongue out
this week on Talkie Time and The Jazz Program: somehow better medical advice than RFK ever gave
please consult your doctor to find out if jazz is right for you, and then tune in at 8 CST / 9 EST / 6 PST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full program / bad jokes / link to the show below!)
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this week: Pat Novak returns to get his ass fuckin' beat and his boat ganked again
we all listen to the sultry sounds of the Dragnet guy playing a chainsmoking boat-hire and gettin' sapped on the noggin at 8 CST / 9 EST / 6 PT on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full program / show link below!)
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this week: the world is ending and we're all going to die. time for Blorbos From My Shows
we listen to cute boys (Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin) doing cute things (solving murders) because they're cute (gay) at 8 CST / 9 EST / 6 PST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full program / show link below!)
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this week on Talkie Time & The Jazz Program: objectionable content
i'd make a joke about "the wrong kind of backshots" but really we're just listening to Casiopea and I'm not sure how to make that bit work. anyways. @datafruits.bsky.social. u know the drill
(full write-up / show link is below!)
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this week on The Jazz Program: do your homework, kids
we all hop on Dick Lawerence's Magic School BusPlane and get lost in Uppsala for lunch tonight at 8 CST / 9 EST / 6 PST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up / link to the show is below!)
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this week on The Jazz Program: straight up Bergin' it
we give you that Jazz For Your Soul tonight at 8 CST / 9 EST / 6 PST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up / link to the show is below!)
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this week on The Jazz Program: oops!! all trip hop
we all conveniently ignore that i cannot find my microphone and *totally* am Not Just Having A Theme Night Because I'm Still Moving Shit In tonight at 8 CST / 9 EST / 6 PST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up/link to show is below!)
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Alt: a heart locket opening up to display the cover art to Massive Attack's "Blue Lines" with the caption "BLUE LINES MY BELOVED"
update: we are now moved in to the new digs and the new digs have internets! assuming no Fuckery there shall be more jazz program next week <3
thank u all for your patience as i once again find myself chucked across state lines and livin' somewhere new
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media.tenor.com
ALT: a cat is laying in a cardboard house that says made from scratch
this ideally should be our last week of our unanticipated & impromptu winter break BUT i am packing up some things tonight and waking up early to go snag the keys to the new place so no jazz program this evening ;_;
we will see you in the new year (and in a new city!) on @datafruits.bsky.social <3
ALT: a cat is laying in a box that says 4gifs.com on it
no jazz program this evening either as i quite literally just got back after day 7 of what was supposed to be a two day trip, and i very much need a nap ;_;
BUT!
JAZZY FUCKIN HOLIDAYS IS IN TWO DAYS AND U SHOULD TUNE IN FOR THAT
TELL UR FRIENDS
DEC 25TH ONLY ON @datafruits.bsky.social
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no jazz program this evening as i have to wake up very very Early tomorrow and drive seven hours across two states
remember: next week is JAZZY FUCKIN HOLIDAYS so please tune in for that <3
be safe and i will see u all very soon
tonite on datafruits: a well-researched Hank Mobley retrospective, with an accompanying tasteful writeup. also jokes about mob threats and feet weiners because I know full well what u tune in for bb
8 CST/9 EST/7CST on @datafruits.bsky.social. u know the drill <3
(write-up & show link below!)
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this evenin' on datafruits: Frank Sinatra invites you to put his jingle balls in yo jaws
against everyone's best interests, the Seasonal Holiday Installments Table returns again at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up & show link below!)
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this evening on datafruits: nuthin', because i'm gettin' stuff ready for JAZZY FUCKIN' HOLIDAYS THIS THURSDAY ON
@datafruits.bsky.social!!!!
i'll be on the air from midnight to midnight Thanksgiving day, blastin' jazz, keepin' y'all company, and raising money for
@translifeline.org
come tune in!
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this evenin' on datafruits: Space Adventures On Sexy Man Planet
extremely weird and horny stories from the '50s about banging extra-terrestrials (and also Wayne Shorter records) will be heard this evening at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up & show link below!)
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this evenin' on datafruits: okay look man what exactly do you expect me to add to this image here
we, as we always do, get real fuckin goofy with it starting at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up & show link below!)
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this evenin' on datafruits: EY NO MOIDAHS ON DA BOAT PAL, TAKE THAT SHIT TO THA DUNKS PAHKIN LOT
we find ourselves livin' in a BOAT down by the RIVER (just as mr. farley intended) at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up & show link below!)
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no Jazz Program or Talkie Time this evening sadly, as i am physically fairly under the weather
i am sorry for the cancellations as of late but this time of year is always a bit rough and i need to take a rest this evening
we will be back next week <3
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media.tenor.com
ALT: a kitten is sitting on a bed with the words `` good jazz night '' written on the bottom .
this evenin' on datafruits: really it's our normal fare i'm just kind of Like This
i continue to perpetuate my Dastardly Deeds and Cat Activities (but in the name of Spoopy Month this time!) at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up & show link below!)
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this evenin' on datafruits: you are not immune to propaganda
we pass the time by playing a little jazz solitaire tonight at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up & show link below!)
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this evenin' on datafruits: i physically remind everyone that i did in fact run a antifascist extreme music show for 3 years before playing smooth jazz for da fruits
we nuke your woofers and tweeters tonight at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up & show link below!)
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this evenin' on datafruits: fuck your irony poisoning, we're gettin genuine with it
the I Love Hard Boiled Detective Nonsense Club meets tonight at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up & a link to the show below!)
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this evenin' on datafruits stars Frank Sinatra as america's favorite unemployed fuckboi
come hear me see how many ol' blue eyes track names i can cram into my opening monologue tonight at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up, bad jokes, & a link to the show below!)
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this evenin' on datafruits: we return from an extended hiatus with a show. what kind of show? weeeeeell, it's a BIIIG SHOOOOWWWW
the Piledriving Archie Goodwin Through A Table Club meets at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up, bad jokes, & a link to the show below!)
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this evenin' on datafruits: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I AM TURNIN THIS WHOLE PLACE INTO EMO NIGHT
we all collectively realize that Peter Steele has been dead for 15 years and sweet CHRIST we're old at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up and a link to the show below!)
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this evenin on datafruits: if u look in the mirror and say "hurdy gurdy" three times some old bitty from the Lutheran Ladies Aid will show up and kick ur ass
the hurdy gurdyin' starts at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on
@datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up, bad jokes, and a link to the show below!)
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this evening on datafruits: L&Ms? for christmas? in july??? you shouldn't have <3
we get gas-station trashy with it (as we do every week) at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
strictly BYOS (bring-your-own-scratch-offs)
(full write-up, bad jokes, and a link to the show below!)
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this evening on datafruits: y'know, the usual
we channel our inner Brian Posehn for some Fart And Wiener Jokes (and also some Bugge Wesseltoft) at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up, bad jokes, and a link to the show below!)
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this evening on datafruits: nope
i am setting up shelves and unpacking books this evening and spending tomorrow driving to and fro so unfortunately there will be no jazz tonight ;_;
i will make it up to you all next week, i promise
stay safe, do your best, and we'll see you next week friends <3
this evening on datafruits: i like space. space is the place. let's go to space. spaaaace
the Sun Ra Junior Space Explorers Club meets at the place (which is space) at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up and a link to the show below!)
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this evening on datafruits: it's moving day!!! time for a theme night <3
you all get conscripted into helping me unload the U-haul at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up and a link to the show below!)
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this evening on datafruits: we get some high praise from Grampa Connelly, who is still going to the home regardless
the "ACAB Still Includes Radio Show Cops" Radio Drama Enjoyers Club meets tonite at 8 PM CST / 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full write-up and a link to the show below!)
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this evening on datafruits: it's pride month baybeeee, time to infodump about Windham Hill Records in booty shorts
the Sax-y Boykisser Society meets tonite at 8 PM CST/ 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full writeup, bad jokes, and a link to the show is in the thread below!)
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this evening on datafruits: nothin'
hate to do this again but no show this evening; will be working on print media stuff and trying to take it easy tonight <3 sorry y'all
see you all next week <3
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Alt: a close up of a gray and white cat shakin her head no
this evening on datafruits: we put beer in our breakfast cereal and wonder when dad'll come back with the smokes
the Wilkins Coffee And Arson Club meets tonite at 8 PM CST/ 9 EST / 7 CST on @datafruits.bsky.social
(full writeup, bad jokes, and a link to the show is in the thread below!)
