In all seriousness, someone could make a great comedy road heist film about 12 tonnes of KitKat getting hijacked between Italy and Poland. I just want an EP credit. Thanks.
"Take a look at our candidates for public office. We didn't."
Or a Guy Ritchie thing where Vinnie Jones is the mastermind and in a warehouse outside Krakow with some lads who open the boxes and freak out "it's just f'in biscuits ..... what am I your f'in nan who wants a cuppa tea?"
Lars von Trier makes his last film about this heist and you won't believe who is *really* behind it all. Also, an odd amount of off-putting sexual activity.
I told you, he's going to get a worse deal from Iran than Obama did and be carried around like a fucken hero for it.
They can stage a reenactment of the 1971 Springboks tour where the Premier declared a state of emergency for and QPOL beat seven shades of shit out of anti-apartheid protestors.
Amazing but does Indian cricket want a lefty who can do a Lara-at-Bridgetown on us? I'd love to see it. (He'll make a motza, hope he doesn't get screwed, he's 5 years away from making any sense.) www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/m...
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The Senator recommends flying Colonel Franco in from Tenerife ASAP.
