My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
puppy woke up to find me playing House Flipper 2 at 1:45am and got excited we were hanging out so i immediately turned off the TV & console & lay down pretending to sleep until she went back to bed. parenting award of the year
my autobiography just dropped
yeah i called it a 'bluesky post' idk the jargon.... jeez
tangentially related, puppy fell asleep listening to the soothing sounds of gunfire and screaming in a zombie apocalypse and i consider this a valuable life skill for her
i feel so insulted when the game drops hidden dynamic difficulty adjustment on me. let me fail again!! i will try harder!! i will succeed!! i just need 3 to 28 more attempts!!
things i have failed to do since my previous bluesky post:
1. get a job
2. teach my puppy to chill the fuck out so i can get a job
