Don't trust anyone that can't tell you the last time they kissed a dog
Was at the guitar shop and a guy asked if I was playing Victor Wooten and complemented me 🥹
Trump will lose a fair election, which is why he will rig the midterms. Liberals will "vote really hard" and occasionally attend a 2 hour protest in a designated safe zone. Some people will wear inflatable frog costumes. White people will moan about brunch.
Went to McDonald's for the first time in months and ordered a BigMac with extra sauce. Instead I got the Trump Special. Fuck McDonald's.
Imagine you have a superpower to make everyone within earshot climax when you sneeze
Neature
Thiel moved to Argentina after Orbán lost.
Not a coincidence.
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