To all the dads out there – Happy Father’s Day!
Nothing we do is more fulfilling!
Went to McDonald's for the first time in months and ordered a BigMac with extra sauce. Instead I got the Trump Special. Fuck McDonald's.
Neature
Watched my child thoroughly enjoy cold pizza, then have a complete melt down when I chopped it up. So, as a dad does, I shoved the cubes into his gaping maw and, with tears and snot, he slowly came to realize slightly warm cubed pizza is also delicious. Success? Mom needn't know.
What's up with upper middle class people drinking Michelob Ultra
Happy Father's Day frens
My kid is very content eating raw ramen noodles and I just
... *sigh*
What have I done.
Decided to listen to the full album with Rock Steady by the Whispers and now I'm pregnant