i just saw a bunch of guys in diving suits pulling a yoda out of the reflecting pool
"I played music in front of 50,000 people" okay man great
Get ready to see this guy dressed for work like Dave Colon
A cop drove his squad car into the Schermerhorn Street protected bike lane in downtown Brooklyn last week and injured a cyclist who had the light and was clearly in the well-demarcated cycle track.
I sat down at a bar during the Eastern Conference Finals and some motherfucker started trying to talk shit about the Mikal picks until I said "How many playoff games have you all won with those picks?"
500something years ago Spain chased my ancestors out of the country and now the country is embarrassed on the world stage, funny how that works
I love this. Pointing to the rule book and going "It clearly says the horse can't eat any plants." Like okay I will explain that to the horse, you can't eat anything here buddy
