Treating kidney failure with dialysis? What is this, the dark ages? Take this tablet instead. Imagine using that big fancy machine to treat what should be a...
Pill issue.
Esme
Having to use advanced tech to hide your spots before surveilling an alien world?
Trill issue.
Queer and Pleasant Danger
Ran out of moonshine?
Still issue
Amy Raven - Crash Magnet
Can't find a good place for your oil well?
Drill baby drill issue
The Sarcastic Teddiursa - Crash magnets, how do they work?
That trombone is too high pitched?
Shrill issue
Amy Raven - Crash Magnet
Cmdr. Riker is unhappy with what you did with his trombone?
Will issue
The Sarcastic Teddiursa - Crash magnets, how do they work?
Wheaton didn't like you screaming "shit up, Wesley?"
Wil issue
