. . . But my job is to protect you?
Knuckles the Echidna
Then get a job.
Go win a tournament.
Do something.
BIG GREEEEEEEN
Emerald, we live on an island in the heavens.
The blood of my ancestors may flow inside me, but cash surely doesn't.
Knuckles the Echidna
Knuckles.
Why do you not have money.
Are you a bum.
BIG GREEEEEEEN
I don't have money. .
Knuckles the Echidna
We're stealing?
BIG GREEEEEEEN
No cap.
We gon' shoplift.
Knuckles the Echidna
Hell yeah.
BIG GREEEEEEEN
. . .Bet. For real, for real.
Knuckles the Echidna
Bet???
BIG GREEEEEEEN
. . Oh, right. Yeah, we can head over to Wal-Mart or something later.
Knuckles the Echidna
I am the power.
BIG GREEEEEEEN
. . There is no power on the island. .
Knuckles the Echidna
You did not get a Plasma TV.
BIG GREEEEEEEN
II did ask if you wanted anything to help it make it not not-fun.
Knuckles the Echidna
But the island is so boring. . .
BIG GREEEEEEEN
. . . I mean, the island is safe! And if someone like Eggman steals you!
Knuckles the Echidna
Aw. . ?
BIG GREEEEEEEN
. . . Aw.
Knuckles the Echidna
But she doesn't wanna. . .
BIG GREEEEEEEN
It was long awaited. . . and they need to go back home.
Knuckles the Echidna
BIG GREEEEEEEN
@motheremerald.bsky.social HUGGING HER TIGHTLY!
