I haven't been in the office post covid thanks to my uncle, who works in the same place. He takes my pass in to scan it when he goes in so I don't show up on the naughty list. I'm pretty sure my boss knows this but he retires next year & doesn't give a fuck about anything anymore
“Saw a museum exhibition of nudes in London yesterday.”
“Really? The V & A?”
“Yep, some boobs and balls too”.
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