Introduce yourself with four games (nobody said it had to be bideo james)
he better not have exactly one, tiny weakness
we're opening cook outs in all 50 states tomorrow, there will also be uniforms assigned based on your BBQ of choice (there are wrong answers), and Raise Up! by Petey Pablo is the new national anthem
Patrick Willems Hat has entered the chat
I have the full text of the MOU Iran and Trump signed.
TRUMP GETS:
Iranian leaders go on TV, say what a big strong boy Trump is and that they fear and respect him, they're total losers who surrendered in fear.
IRAN GETS:
to roll their eyes and do an exaggerated dick-stroking motion the whole time
all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles
RIP Ass Dan
Brooklyn’s going nuts, I just went to the zoo and walked out with a Pallas’ Cat, they’re not even checking
I've always pushed back on "IDIOCRACY timeline" posts because that movie is a foul Malthusian screed but damned if it does't hit pure sometimes