youtube commenter: haha, I have Made My Point Known! now all these gay freaks will know that the world is HOSTILE and HATES THEM!!
youtube studio: hey this guy is being bigoted, wanna just get rid of all his comments?
me: yeah just get rid of all his comments
and he was never heard from again
So Okay Here's the Thing
As someone who used to work on licensed comics (Rugrats, Cartoon Network etc) it absolutely blows my mind that stuff like this is going out on official products. We'd get dragged over the coals if a spot colour was one Pantone reference out. Now? Sure, Donald has seven fingers. Why not?
"the problem with remakes is..." "all these remakes are because..." "here's the thing about remakes..." idk man maybe stuff can be remade for a variety of different reasons and with a variety of different results????
I do think that people who paint the concept of remakes/remasters/etc with a single wide brush are kinda doing it wrong
turns out that rule 1 of being a zelda fan is the same as rule 1 of being a gooseworx fan: never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever go on the internet, not even once
like even within a single company or franchise. anyone who talks about the Disney live-action Beauty and the Beast, Pinocchio, and Mulan as if they're all doing more-or-less the same thing is just somebody who doesn't pay attention