So.
Farewell then
David Hockney.
Painter of pools,
Spectacles,
And California sunshine.
Keith once painted a fence
In three shades of Cuprinol.
But it wasn’t the same.
Goodbye then
Master of splashes.
Still not enough to cure being a c*nt.
Bloody brilliant lads
So.
Adiós then
Anthony Gordon.
Winger of pace,
And occasionally
A slightly unnecessary booking. #NUFC