My partner watching Windfall (2022):
F***, I'm trying to draft this affidavit, and I can't take my eyes off of Jesse Plemons! It makes no sense! He looks so bland but he's so commanding!
Wet Leg: you think I'm pretty? You think I'm pretty cool?
No, hun, I think you look like a damp Cossette
#SNLuk
"Babe, we used to be cool.
Now we just listen for the little LG jingle on the dryer at night."
I just found out my cousin's baby was born and I'm so happy for them that I gave myself a nosebleed. Yaaaayyyy!
Good morning, noisy snowplow driver. Wanna come in for some pancakes amd coffee now that you've woke me up?
Any time I put my dishwasher on the nighttime timer I always wake up panicking that my house is flooding Shining elevator style
The uniquely Canadian horror of waking up with "Sweet City Woman" stuck in your head.
How'd you get back in here? Git! Shoo!
youtu.be/0IRjl3SWC2U?...
It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift
In the 20th century, hostility towards labor unions was widely considered emblematic of fascism. But Trumpist fascism has basically left us alone. Even Project 2025's chapter on labor want that bad. I don't know how to feel about this but luckily it doesn't matter how I feel.
