Forget Cruyff, Gullit and Van Basten this is the best ever moment in Dutch football.
Never change AI
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We were once organising a party in my teens and a friend wasn't allowed to attend because we'd be out all night and there were boys and girls. On a landline because I'm ancient. The father of the household dropped his newspaper and said "Her mum does know that you can have sex during the day?"
1987
Every layer of this is bleak as fuck
PBS News hates joy.
There's a very good documentary on Mike Mignola / Hellboy on the youtubes so I'll be in the garden drinking rum and drawing monsters if anybody needs me.
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I'm enjoying the attempts to size Curaçao given that it's quite a bit smaller than all the usual non-metric units like "a Wales" or "a Rhode Island".
Just tried a Blue Curaçao and Advocaat cocktail, kids.
Needs work.