Humanity has spent the entire history of civilization striving toward beverages that wouldn't make us shit ourselves to death
Master Bra'tac!
Fermentation, distillation, boiling for tea and other infusions, refrigeration…all in the service of making less-deadly beverages
IOC wouldn’t let Haiti wear outfits with Toussaint Louverture on them. I daresay they would have reacted differently if the US team wore outfits featuring George Washington