Everyone knows that’s how priests deal with a squirrel problem, you baptize them and they’ll only be in church two days a year.
I didn’t realize it was possible to convert to Lapsed Catholicism.
"Boyer was able to run tests to determine the current health of the algae. “They are stressed, but they are definitely not dead,” he said."
Sarah, as I read this article aloud as she drives: "The algae are just like the rest of us!"
archive.ph/g6fzy (for www.theatlantic.com/politics/202... )
Today's amusement
1. If your local government has set up cooling centers, GO THERE. If not, find the nearest public buildings with AC and stay there as long as possible. Go see a movie. Visit a medieval church. Sit in Pret all afternoon.
2. Hydrate. Hydrate more. Even more than that. Avoid caffeine or alcohol.
I think it's time for the yearly "how to deal with extreme heat" thread.
Please reskeet and comment with advice.
Whilst the pile of grown-up things I need to do is still mountain-sized, I did some adulting today! I have new glasses on order, two medical tests scheduled, a prescription in the mail, *and* I ate a food I made myself^.
^mixing tomatoes and cheese into Aldi pasta salad counts as making a food