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Attention, Crew of the Northstar:
The main deflector dish is broadcasting a strange pulse. Anyone walking through the corridors is suddenly talking in reverse. If you need to speak with Medical, please type your message out on a PADD to avoid total confusion.
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Attention, Crew of the Northstar:
The replicators have accidentally flooded Deck 3 with three tonnes of melted chocolate. It is currently flowing toward the brig. If you are assigned to cleanup duty, bring a spoon and leave your dignity in your quarters.
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Attention, Crew of the Northstar:
The food replicators have gained sentience. They are refusing to serve anything but aggressive, shouting bowls of gagh. Security is currently trying to negotiate with a replicator on Deck 4.
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Northstar Comms are brought to you by The Subspace Navigation Compass. When the main computer goes offline during an ion storm, trust this mechanical backup to point you toward the nearest Starfleet base. Never get lost in space again!
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