it’s so disorienting to sit in a sold-out theater opening night of a comedy and hearing almost zero audience reaction. there are maybe 2 genuinely funny moments and a handful of lines i smiled at. the rest is… well, not good folks! 😔
reporting live from a Boston, MA hotel room
my swirl bread recipe’s going out to everyone who preordered my cookbook… tomorrow? maybe Wednesday? these pretty variations are matcha, cherry, and spiced (with smoked paprika, garlic powder, and onion powder)
FUCK i should’ve said Boston Massive Huge Tits FUUUUCKKJKKKKK
thinking about being on the beach today but i’m chained to my desk instead
best french toast ever btw. my recipe for cinnamon raisin swirl bread soaked in vanilla bean custard and topped with a mixed berry compote, fresh berries, soft whipped cream, and this salted maple-honey syrup i made (inspired by Golden Diner)
it’s Pride weekend in Philly btw. if you see me out and about, you’re welcome to touch 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Acela northbound choo-choo 🚂
i also baked off a cocoa-espresso swirl loaf this morning before my train to Boston 🕺🏼 i think it’s my favorite variation