In 1986 you could conceivably buy a Hot Topper from Burger King, take it home, and butter it up with your Hot Topper. What a year for Hot Toppers.
The GOP is LIVID about Scrooge McDuck comparisons.
"An Entire Civilization Will Die Tonight" is going to be eagerly memoryholed by Trump's enablers in the media and hawks in the Democratic party and I propose: not letting them do that.
youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up
Becoming exponentially more religious the more it becomes clear that god will no longer let this man throw a party.
a worker on the scaffolding turns around and a spotlight finds him. it's lin-manuel miranda! he begins to rap about john f kennedy. we've been had
Final: Brewers 6, Phillies 0
Jacob Misiorowski has thrown a 15-strikeout complete game shutout. The most strikeouts in a Maddux. Ever. He raises his hands to the sky in celebration. One of the greatest pitching performances in baseball history, point blank.
The record: 42-25
We have A Situation brewing in this Dodgers game. Worth tuning in, maybe.
Yeah I went to Central Park for my dog’s birthday and drew the @nytimes.com Knicks championship front page so what