Americans who married Europeans and vice versa: is planning vacations weird for you because of the mismatch in baseline for how much time off is too much at once?
More of the store is locked up than not and there’s only ever two teenagers working there and they’ve literally explicitly told me “we don’t have the key to that because somebody who used to work here lost it”
Any state where I can’t buy Prosecco at the grocery store irritates me. why are you regulating Stella Rosa like it’s LSD.
Every day I’m grateful I married for love and not money because the small business some of the girls are launching with their mid husband’s money are really something else
Idea: real time data on which items are locked up behind glass at my local CVS so that I know not to even pull into the parking lot
If y’all ever in my entire career see me on LinkedIn like “I’m taking some time to focus on what matters” just know my ass is lying. how the hell am i focusing on an empty stomach. I need a job so I can eat food.