#50 in bother, you hate* to see it
*I quite enjoy it, actually
There’s a lot of kitschy shit for 250th but nothing has screamed classic bicentennial kitsch like “fake Ben Franklin and Betsy Ross are NASCAR grand marshals”
This truly is the 1970s of the 21st century
Chat is it bad when plague, pestilence, and locusts descend upon my grand display of power?