just woke up and found out I apparently signed a peace deal with the US government? first ive heard of it ever but the president is on tv right now saying "nikki.... "o-faun..." strange name, very... BIG DEAL, very big deal... has been signed SHE APPROVED IT all... all of it, very big..."
fucked up that no real living stus exist in mario, theyre all in sunshine and made of paint, fake paint species, poorly drawn goombas