what if it was swelldivers 2 and everything was pretty ok :)
fucked up that no real living stus exist in mario, theyre all in sunshine and made of paint, fake paint species, poorly drawn goombas
in a secret underground gambling den playing 'penis pachinko' with my life on the line
the stus aren't real creatures theyre homunculi created to wander and fuck with mario
just woke up and found out I apparently signed a peace deal with the US government? first ive heard of it ever but the president is on tv right now saying "nikki.... "o-faun..." strange name, very... BIG DEAL, very big deal... has been signed SHE APPROVED IT all... all of it, very big..."
gross little hentai dude with horny time stop powers has the most horrifying night of his life in 1980's cairo as the 3rd and by far weakest timestop guy in the area
