Dwarves live underground because they're shady, they're like the mafia
sharing boiled hot dog water with my crush
bringing a pamphlet about hot dogs to a jehovah's witness
I'm a big fan of yours, dude
The past participle of the verb run is Ron
Bono from U2 entered my house and threatened me to give me a wedgie if I didn't put their latest album in every iPhone in 2014
Philosophical poems about Smurfs are too uncommon in our world
elf barbecue
fucking magnets, how do they work?
My patience is being fucking tested today so I'm gonna add at least a fucking swear word in every sentence to alleviate whatever the fuck is going on in my brain