OU Meteorology '21
he/they 🏳️🌈
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ask me about my garden 🌱
opinions are my own
drink more water (yes, even more than that)
Sterling Allen 🏳️🌈
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Stonewall Riot, June 28, 1969, colorized
saw a squirrel today that looked like it was going through it
its so cool that this website did a self-flaggelating discourse cycle earlier today about how it was morally wrong to call these people tacky hicks and this is how they talk about us
having just switched over from watching the world cup, where players walk onto the field accompanied by a children’s soccer team, i thought this was some kind of make a wish program for divorced cops
The reason they aired UFC Freedom 250 on Paramount+ instead of CBS is because if it was on CBS there would be Nielsen ratings. Paramount+ doesn't report metrics. They can just say it was the “most streamed event in the history of the platform” and they’ll never be forced to qualify that in any way.
opening the bar at 11am, a guy was like, “gotta meet my bitch ex wife at noon. what would no one suspect on my breath?” i gave him bubblegum vodka & oj. doubles. two. he came back at 2pm & i asked “how’d it go?” he said “bitch ex wife. kangaroo court. hit me again.”
thinking of him for no reason.
