I don't know what I did right or if I'm just lucky, but she makes me glad I'm a dad every day.
He took the "N" out of "Dumocrat" and put it in front of "ICE".
What a concept.
You know it's a good one when the dog gives you side eye about the fart you ripped.
When I was a kid, you had to take your paycheck to the bank and wait in line with dozens of other people to deposit it on your lunch break, and then you had to wait a few days for it to clear, so if you got paid on Friday, usually you didn't actually have any money until the following Tuesday.
2:45am, after perhaps 3 minutes on my right side: "maybe if I turn on my left side I can fall back asleep"
Inside it has several compelling rationale for why I'm her favorite dad, including watching movies together.
My daughter made me another good card
Nowadays, people just don't get paid, so they don't have to hassle with any of that.
I'm not bragging, but the rest of you all may as well give up now.
Lordy, this is getting stupid.
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