4 women from pop culture who made you gay as child
Call me Agent Monk now.
A bug bit me right in the lat area where I cant reach and it ITCHES.
Making me sign an anti-tea document for work during pride month is homophobic. A girl likes to gossip.
Anyway this message will self destruct in 30 seconds as such is my life now.
The scheduling of [one thing] was changed last minute and now my whole week is ruined.
Whats the correlation between French bulldogs and gay men?
My fan just fucking exploded too LOL.
My hairy, sweaty body is gonna spontaneously combust. Fix it.