Department Of Labor Cracks Down On People Getting Paid For Work https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-cracks-down-on-people-getting-paid-for-work/
The budget for the entire NLRB is less than $300 million.
Suing his own IRS? Creating a $1.8 billion slush fund? What the hell is Trump trying to pull?
I also find the lack of response to be shocking. Would people react more viscerally if they were shooting planes out of the sky? It doesn’t seem too far removed from shooting up a car full of people if they have drugs inside.
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Matt Bodie
our pool is bigger than skyscrapers
bigger than cars
bigger than the moon!
you can tell, at night! the moon falls all the way in
you can see it at the bottom
our scientists are working on a way to extract the moon from the pool and unlock its resources
(cheese, footprints, discarded flags)