World Cup brings about one of my favorite fan behaviors to witness in the wild, which is guys wearing their favorite unrelated European club soccer jerseys to watch World Cup in a bar to make sure everyone else there knows they are real sickos and not silly little casuals
grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE
