MY NEW NON-FLAMMABLE UNIFORM WAS, IN FACT, HIGHLY FLAMMABLE AND IGNITED BOTH MYSELF AND THE TRANSPORTER PANEL SO RUNNING NUDE ACROSS THE PROMENADE TO MY QUARTERS FOR A CHANGE OF CLOTHES WAS NOT MY INTENTION FORGIVE MEEEEEEE
Although I 𝘮𝘢𝘺 be perpetually horny, nothing is sexier than consent.