“While I will soon appear once more upon the earthly realm, My sole focus during this Second Coming will be various woodworking projects and not the establishment of a messianic kingdom,” said Christ, the Light of the World
JERUSALEM—In an effort to soften the blow for a human race eagerly awaiting His glorious arrival, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, clarified Monday that His return would be strictly limited to His carpen...
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Jake Tapper accidentally saying "The lesser of two Israel's" might go down as my favorite Freudian slip ever.
grimm 🐝
pro: beef tongue is good. con: yet another secret meat for us ethnics will now be much more expensive
danhausen and speed are legitimately delightful together in these segments
i would let stephanie mcmahon hit me with the "gracias!" smile no problem. she gets the pass
if she actually rolls the R when she says it she loses the pass forever. that's not what we're here for
a little subtle Vince whitewashing here? hmmm. well she still has the pass but it may be downgraded to "probationary"
starting to understand why this band is so hyped up live
Yet watermelons and song lyrics are hate speech.
Jake Tapper is auditioning for a prime time slot once Bari Weiss takes over CNN.
