me drunk as shit at 3am scrolling through ubereats
Guys, what is going awnnnnn??
It is so funny to think humans domesticated an alarm clock when we started raising roosters
Pokopia has a cuck chair.
can't stop saying this
Me, sending Boo to steal a star in Mario Party:
Well it is that day of the week
Agreeing to play in a mid-day volleyball tournament in 90 degree Florida heat wasn’t my strongest idea
Can you believe floating on a river for four hours will give you a sunburn?
Love when you’re out at a restaurant and the white women at the table next to you are getting messy.
Like yaaas she is an attention whore you’re so right Samantha
