"well done they're 15 years old" but about the entire country of Curaçao
Council court controversy; Plans to erect a giant statue of pop legend and chimp botherer Michael Jackson atop an ancient monument has created a stir in the north west. Ynys Môn plan on erecting the 120 foot statue on top of Bryn Celli Ddu an ancient burial mound. Local councillor
Lukaku joins the match.
#BELEGY
I woke up this morning and found that someone had broken into our house, stolen all my possessions, and replaced them with doughnut-shaped bread rolls.
Just off to the police station now to report the bagelry.
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels.
Just the one blot on his CV then...
A guy called Bob Tetris just started where I work this morning...
...think he's going to fit in nicely.
Following the social media ban for children, I am fully expecting sales of sticks and hoops to skyrocket.