Another, feel good timeline cleanse, is due!
Here you go!
Enjoy!
Try not to smile, let alone tear up.
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...every morning I am rudely awakened by the smell of cooking sausages.
Pork Life!
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If England wanted to have a proper World Cup warm-up match tonight, they should have arranged a penalty shootout at the end of the match.
#WorldCup
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I'm very much a glass half full person - half full of piss.
I've just joined an Order of Trappist Monks.
I can't tell you how excited I am.
Police are investigating the theft of valuable Liverpool FC memorabilia commemorating seasons 2015 to 2024.
The current theory is that it is the work of a klopptomaniac.
Over the years I have been given many nicknames - Hitachi, Sony, Akai, Bang and Olufsen, Panasonic, to name but a few.
To be honest, I'm getting fed up of being stereotyped.
Over the years I have been given many nicknames - Hitachi, Sony, Akai, Bang and Olufsen, Panasonic, to name but a few.
To be honest, I'm getting fed up of being stereotyped.
Glum Rock
Jas 🪶🐻🦉🇺🇸🇨🇦
Glum Rock
So the resident doctor dispute has overspilt into the Christmas TV schedule...
