I’m already bored at work today if you couldn’t tell #humpday
What did I miss and why’s everyone in a group chat but me?
Managed to get blocked by two guys I’ve spent weeks talking to in one day! I love living and being on the apps in rural Oklahoma 😀
POV: you’re a pickle that I dropped on the floor that rolled under my cabinets to escape and all you hear is me eating your pickle brethren
FYI: there were no survivors
I need a Claussen pickle reaaaal baaaaaaad
Kinda craving pickle juice
I have literal air tight sweaty bubbles in the holes of my Apple Watch bands
I wanna say something out of pocket but I don’t wanna get blocked by @lerrrgan.bsky.social
Is there a market for bottling sweat and selling it like sparkling water?
I really don’t even be scrolling on here anymore. I have so many notifs on that all my interaction happens there 😅