Finally aging into all the old man habits I've had since 24
If you have a song where you are just talking or telling a story over an instrumental track I'm going to assume you just ran out of good songs but needed one more for some reason
Grammarly, but for punching up your jokes
The worst part of The Office is that it made Ricky Gervais think he's a genius
Tucson Rainbow
"I'm the proud father of two amazing kids, one who's not very smart but he's funny, and one who's really struggling and may get kicked back down to the minors"
There are some developers who's favorite thing is to be blocked
I fucking hate it when a commercial makes me laugh. Real "you got me this time mr bond" energy
Sometimes I go to bed early because I just want the day to be over
Prince : What if my dick was a sexy car?
Producer: I like it but I think we need a song about something else
Prince: What if my dick was a sexy hat?